In one little state there is a little town with a little casino. Probably, there never was something interesting. Except there’s been a crime. Nothing too heavy. No gore. Just two men who stole two video poker machines. There’s never been a crime wave in this small town but there were surveillance cameras saw the whole thing. The bad guys pulled up outside the Waterloo Exxon and Daiquiris Shop in their Chevy truck. For those of you who don’t know Maraev, that’s right next to the levee on the corner. The smaller of the two has a gimpy leg but that’s not going to hold him back. The big guy smashes through the glass frontage like it was a movie set fake. They pick up the two machines. Now that’s impressive. Each video poker machine comes in at a slimline 300 pounds but these two heroes exit their truck and drive away with the two machines in the back in 11 seconds. That’s 11 seconds!!! We’d like to be able to say these robbers peeled the machines open with their bare hands, but they used sledgehammers. They almost didn’t cheat. But they’ve made So if you meet a small guy with biceps to die for and a limp in a bar down in Louisiana, he’s buying the next round.